Hey man,

You've gone off at a lot of jobs and at this point, it's a personality quirk. Fine. But this? This isn't a job you just quit, and it sure isn't a job where you steal shit from the boss. I'm pretty sure you know it too; that's why your answering machine is unplugged and you're not answering the door for anyone. You can't just ignore this one, it's not going to just go away.

I'm gonna give you until the 27th, then I'm coming back with some very upset associates and we're taking everything you've "borrowed" back. This is the position you've put me in.

You're better than this and our friendship is worth more than this alone, I'd hope.

Chad B. 